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Mobile Pet Grooming Van - $47500 (Nassau)

Date: 2012-06-14, 9:52AM EDTReply to: xfdpv-3077144979@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
2008 Wag’n Tails Pet Pro Mobile Grooming Van 69K Miles Onan Generator with low hours Features include: Rear back up camera 3 N 1 electric table Kool Dryer system 10 disk CD changer Anti Freeze System Excellent Condition and ready to start making you $$ Email for details.Location: Nassau
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Mobile Pet Grooming Van - $47500 (Nassau)


Date: 2012-06-14, 9:52AM EDT
Reply to: xfdpv-3077144979@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


2008 Wag’n Tails Pet Pro Mobile Grooming Van
69K Miles
Onan Generator with low hours
Features include:
Rear back up camera
3 N 1 electric table
Kool Dryer system
10 disk CD changer
Anti Freeze System
Excellent Condition and ready to start making you $$
Email for details.

  • Location: Nassau
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Woodwinds (Monroe,CT.)

Date: 2012-05-24, 12:09PM EDT Reply to: 3zkhs-3009441177@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
As a former instrument repairman I have a number of instruments that need to be re-padded,etc.I have about 15 Flutes, 12 clarinets,some misc parts and other instruments available. Most of these are student models with a number of the clarinets being wood. These would be good for someone to overhaul to re-sell or rent or use to learn instrument repair. I paid $25-50.00 for each and would like to get $ 350.00 for them all. {thats $ 13.00 a peice} These would also be good for someone interested in making lamps or for interior decorators to use as wall hangers,etc. They also all have cases. Please call 203-261-5624 if interested. No e-mails please. Location: Monroe,CT.
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Woodwinds (Monroe,CT.)


Date: 2012-05-24, 12:09PM EDT
Reply to: 3zkhs-3009441177@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


As a former instrument repairman I have a number of instruments that need to be re-padded,etc.I have about 15 Flutes, 12 clarinets,some misc parts and other instruments available. Most of these are student models with a number of the clarinets being wood. These would be good for someone to overhaul to re-sell or rent or use to learn instrument repair. I paid $25-50.00 for each and would like to get $ 350.00 for them all. {thats $ 13.00 a peice} These would also be good for someone interested in making lamps or for interior decorators to use as wall hangers,etc. They also all have cases. Please call 203-261-5624 if interested. No e-mails please.
  • Location: Monroe,CT.
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FOND MEMORIES OF THE SEA COLONY BAR IN GREENWICH VILLAGE (MANHATTAN)

Date: 2012-02-12, 12:36AM EST Reply to: vrgms-2813125524@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i was one of the few males that worked there. it was a gay womens bar in  the 1960s. am missing all the great kids that hung out there and would  love to reconnect!! MARIA!!! where are you? hope you are well!!! anyone  who reads this and remembers those days, please write, i would love to  hear from you!!1    Location: MANHATTAN
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FOND MEMORIES OF THE SEA COLONY BAR IN GREENWICH VILLAGE (MANHATTAN)


Date: 2012-02-12, 12:36AM EST
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i was one of the few males that worked there. it was a gay womens bar in the 1960s. am missing all the great kids that hung out there and would love to reconnect!! MARIA!!! where are you? hope you are well!!! anyone who reads this and remembers those days, please write, i would love to hear from you!!1

  • Location: MANHATTAN
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Will do all -Handyman, Cook, Beautician for place to stay/room. (Upper West Side)
Date: 2011-11-05, 12:19PM EDT Reply to: sale-xdpx6-2686671809@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am relocating to New York City, but looking for a place to stay to transition.  I have a multitude of skills.  I am a union trained journeyman  carpenter.   I am also a military trained welder/plumber. I have my own  equipment and tools so I pretty much can provide many handyman services.    I have also worked many years in the hospitality industry as bartender,  server, and cook. I can do housekeeping and cook for you. Finally I am a licensed NY cosmetologist and I can pamper you and be your person stylist.  I will do just about anything and perform errands for a place to stay. (Driving, deliveries, pet care, anything) This can be temporary to permanent. This may sound like unlikely that I have this odd combination of skills  but I have always worked during the day in construction and part time in  the other fields because I have always been well rounded and kept  myself busy. Please contact me. Ray646-493-5376 (Call any time of day-24hr)
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Will do all -Handyman, Cook, Beautician for place to stay/room. (Upper West Side)


Date: 2011-11-05, 12:19PM EDT
Reply to: sale-xdpx6-2686671809@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I am relocating to New York City, but looking for a place to stay to transition.

I have a multitude of skills. I am a union trained journeyman carpenter. I am also a military trained welder/plumber. I have my own equipment and tools so I pretty much can provide many handyman services.

I have also worked many years in the hospitality industry as bartender, server, and cook. I can do housekeeping and cook for you.

Finally I am a licensed NY cosmetologist and I can pamper you and be your person stylist.

I will do just about anything and perform errands for a place to stay. (Driving, deliveries, pet care, anything)

This can be temporary to permanent.

This may sound like unlikely that I have this odd combination of skills but I have always worked during the day in construction and part time in the other fields because I have always been well rounded and kept myself busy.

Please contact me.

Ray

646-493-5376 (Call any time of day-24hr)


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TADPOLES,TADPOLES,TADPOLES-I GOT FREAK’IN TADPOLES FOR SALE - $2 (Ronkonkoma)


Date: 2011-10-14, 2:08PM EDTReply to: sale-dtcxd-2649671487@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


 
I GOT SO MANY FREAK’IN TADPOLES ON MY POOL COVER IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE THE PLAGUE OF EGYPT! FOR ONLY $1.99, YOU CAN BUY ONE OF THESE SUCKERS AND EVENTUALLY WATCH THEM TURN INTO A FREAK’IN FROG. BUT YOU MUST HURRY. SOME OF THESE LITTLE DARLINGS ARE BEGINNING TO SPROUT LEGS. YOU SCIENCE TEACHERS OUT THERE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I HAVE HUNDREDS OF THESE PIN HEAD TADPOLES JUST WAITING TO BE PART OF YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. THEY WILL OCCUPY YOUR BRATTY STUDENTS WHO WILL BE IN AWE WHEN THEY TURN INTO FROGS, THEN YOU CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT STEP AND DISSECT THE FROG. YOUR STUDENTS WILL LOVE THAT! AND YOU PARENTS OUT THERE. CAN’T AFFORD A PET FOR YOUR KID? WELL THEN, GET THEM A TADPOLE AND TELL THEM IT’S A PONY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THEY’LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. THEY ARE EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PLOP THEM IN WATER-ANYWHERE- YOUR TOILET, SINK, LEAKY BASEMENT, YOU NAME IT, THESE SUCKERS WILL SURVIVE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ALGAE GROWING IN YOUR HOUSE, THEN JUST FEED THESE MONSTERS SOME LETTUCE.ANYWAY, THEY ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. IF A $1.99 IS TOO STEEP FOR YOU, WE CAN NEGOTIATE SAY FOR AROUND $1.63 EACH. OR MAYBE 10 FOR $14.33? WHATEVER, LET’S NOT HAGGLE OVER PRICE. THESE SQUIRMY SPERM HEADED MARVELS NEED A HOME. THEY ARE MADE IN AMERICA AND HAVE NEVER BEEN OUTSOURCED. AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY ARE ALL HEALTHY AND HAVE HAD THEIR SHOTS. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DRESS THEM, WALK THEM, TRAIN THEM OR NOTHING. JUST WATCH THEM TURN INTO FROGS. HEY, IF YOU LIKE FROG LEGS, THEN YOU HAVE HIT THE JACKPOT! WHAT A DELICACY YOU’LL HAVE!JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN - YOU CAN GO TRICK OR TREATING WITH YOUR TADPOLE. GET DRESSED UP LIKE A FROG AND BRING ALONG ABOUT 30 OR 40 OF THESE TADPOLES AND SAY YOU ARE AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ON WELFARE. THE PERFECT HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND THEME FOR THIS GREAT 2011 ECONOMY WE LIVE IN. OBAMA WILL BE PROUD OF YOU!SO, WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, EMAIL ME YOUR ORDERS AND THEN COME TO MY BACKYARD AND SCOOP THEM UP YOURSELVES. IT’S JUST LIKE PUMPKIN PICKING, BUT A LOT LIGHTER ON YOU BACK.
Location: Ronkonkoma
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TADPOLES,TADPOLES,TADPOLES-I GOT FREAK’IN TADPOLES FOR SALE - $2 (Ronkonkoma)


Date: 2011-10-14, 2:08PM EDT
Reply to: sale-dtcxd-2649671487@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


 

I GOT SO MANY FREAK’IN TADPOLES ON MY POOL COVER IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE THE PLAGUE OF EGYPT! FOR ONLY $1.99, YOU CAN BUY ONE OF THESE SUCKERS AND EVENTUALLY WATCH THEM TURN INTO A FREAK’IN FROG. BUT YOU MUST HURRY. SOME OF THESE LITTLE DARLINGS ARE BEGINNING TO SPROUT LEGS. YOU SCIENCE TEACHERS OUT THERE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I HAVE HUNDREDS OF THESE PIN HEAD TADPOLES JUST WAITING TO BE PART OF YOUR SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. THEY WILL OCCUPY YOUR BRATTY STUDENTS WHO WILL BE IN AWE WHEN THEY TURN INTO FROGS, THEN YOU CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT STEP AND DISSECT THE FROG. YOUR STUDENTS WILL LOVE THAT! AND YOU PARENTS OUT THERE. CAN’T AFFORD A PET FOR YOUR KID? WELL THEN, GET THEM A TADPOLE AND TELL THEM IT’S A PONY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THEY’LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. THEY ARE EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PLOP THEM IN WATER-ANYWHERE- YOUR TOILET, SINK, LEAKY BASEMENT, YOU NAME IT, THESE SUCKERS WILL SURVIVE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ALGAE GROWING IN YOUR HOUSE, THEN JUST FEED THESE MONSTERS SOME LETTUCE.

ANYWAY, THEY ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. IF A $1.99 IS TOO STEEP FOR YOU, WE CAN NEGOTIATE SAY FOR AROUND $1.63 EACH. OR MAYBE 10 FOR $14.33? WHATEVER, LET’S NOT HAGGLE OVER PRICE. THESE SQUIRMY SPERM HEADED MARVELS NEED A HOME. THEY ARE MADE IN AMERICA AND HAVE NEVER BEEN OUTSOURCED. AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY ARE ALL HEALTHY AND HAVE HAD THEIR SHOTS. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DRESS THEM, WALK THEM, TRAIN THEM OR NOTHING. JUST WATCH THEM TURN INTO FROGS. HEY, IF YOU LIKE FROG LEGS, THEN YOU HAVE HIT THE JACKPOT! WHAT A DELICACY YOU’LL HAVE!

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN - YOU CAN GO TRICK OR TREATING WITH YOUR TADPOLE. GET DRESSED UP LIKE A FROG AND BRING ALONG ABOUT 30 OR 40 OF THESE TADPOLES AND SAY YOU ARE AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ON WELFARE. THE PERFECT HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND THEME FOR THIS GREAT 2011 ECONOMY WE LIVE IN. OBAMA WILL BE PROUD OF YOU!

SO, WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, EMAIL ME YOUR ORDERS AND THEN COME TO MY BACKYARD AND SCOOP THEM UP YOURSELVES. IT’S JUST LIKE PUMPKIN PICKING, BUT A LOT LIGHTER ON YOU BACK.

  • Location: Ronkonkoma
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My pitbull needs a friend! (Montclair, West Orange Border)

Date: 2011-10-01,  6:13PM EDT Reply to: comm-euqcd-2627686341@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hello! I have an adorable pitbull puppy named Daisy!  She is 15 months  old and LOVES other dogs and all people and children.  I work ALOT in  the city and feel badly she is home alone all day.  I have a backyard  and would LOVE if you wanted to bring your pup by during the week-days  for some play time or vice versa!?!  Please get in touch…  Harrison  Avenue by Krausers before Eagle Rock  My dog is spayed and UTD on all  shots, please hope your dog is UTD on all shots.   
 Location: Montclair, West Orange Border 
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My pitbull needs a friend! (Montclair, West Orange Border)



Date: 2011-10-01, 6:13PM EDT
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Hello! I have an adorable pitbull puppy named Daisy! She is 15 months old and LOVES other dogs and all people and children. I work ALOT in the city and feel badly she is home alone all day. I have a backyard and would LOVE if you wanted to bring your pup by during the week-days for some play time or vice versa!?! Please get in touch… Harrison Avenue by Krausers before Eagle Rock My dog is spayed and UTD on all shots, please hope your dog is UTD on all shots.

  • Location: Montclair, West Orange Border
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SUBSEA GOLD PRODUCTION BARGE (Financial District)
Date: 2011-10-02,  2:25AM EDT Reply to: serv-whpnc-2628152363@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
The video’s are on you tube. And you watch that guy sucking up all that  gold, so you say to yourself how do I get myself a barge to suck up all  that gold. I’ll tell you how. Build it.     
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SUBSEA GOLD PRODUCTION BARGE (Financial District)


Date: 2011-10-02, 2:25AM EDT
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The video’s are on you tube. And you watch that guy sucking up all that gold, so you say to yourself how do I get myself a barge to suck up all that gold. I’ll tell you how. Build it.

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Cemetary Plots - $4000 (St. Mary’s - Queens)
Date: 2011-09-24, 11:13AM EDT Reply to: sale-sr6kt-2609744586@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Cemetary Plots for Sale Triple Deep (3) Cemetary  Plots located in St. Mary’s Cemetary for Sale, $4,000.00 or Best Offer,  Owner relocated 
Location: St. Mary’s - Queens 
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Cemetary Plots - $4000 (St. Mary’s - Queens)

Date: 2011-09-24, 11:13AM EDT
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Cemetary Plots for Sale Triple Deep (3) Cemetary Plots located in St. Mary’s Cemetary for Sale, $4,000.00 or Best Offer, Owner relocated



  • Location: St. Mary’s - Queens
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